what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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