You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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