Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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