I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
