Umm I'm too high to move.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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