yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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