I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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