To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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