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Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
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