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(734): View more from Michigan

But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.

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(315): View more from New York

so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese

(315): View more from New York

here comes the puke

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again

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(207): View more from Maine

I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?

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(205): View more from Alabama

If I die, sorry about rent.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.

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