yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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