Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
just found out that she named her cat after me.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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