You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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