Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Randomize
