Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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