How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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