I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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