Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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