I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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