It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
