i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
