I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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