it wasn't lemon gatorade
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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