question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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