Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just high enough for therapy.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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