I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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