dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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