Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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