The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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