I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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