So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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