How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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