scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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