"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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