Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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