evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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