i will never coherently bang her
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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