it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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