This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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