i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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