In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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