Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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