yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We were destined to go to rehab together
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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