If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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