Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
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Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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