Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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