u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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