So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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