No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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