This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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