It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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