Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me

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(479): View more from Arkansas

i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.

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(248): View more from Michigan

the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky

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(301): View more from Maryland

Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

bloody. ill be home soon.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Just took acid. Wish me luck.

(1-651): View more from Minnesota

I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.

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(61): View more from Australia

he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything

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