Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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