also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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