It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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