He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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