The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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