He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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