so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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